The Celebrity

He is not a genius
He is not a revelation
He is not groundbreaking
He is not in tune with the pulse of the nation
He is not the most attractive or best dressed
He is not ahead of his time
He is not the voice of his generation
He is not the most talented
He is not daring rebellious or on the cutting edge
He is not tremendously charismatic
He is not more in touch with the cosmic forces
He is not original
He is not a visionary
He is not a national treasure
He is not mysterious
He is not meticulous
He is not a legend or a hero
He is not the most savvy or quick-witted
He is not generous passionate or kind
He is not one of the great minds of the modern era
He is not even the hardest working

He just has the best agent